Palmy goes to University

This is the easiest way to sum this whole experience up...........

1. Dorm Room per month............... $3,600 bt

2. Clothes ......................................$7,000 bt

3. Tuition 1 yr ................................$86,000 bt

4. Having your odds on getting

into the bathroom when you

need to going from 25% - 33.3% ........Priceless !!

A Dutchman, a Filippina, and an American walk into this bar....

This is that god awful billboard thing I told you about. Tep still can't figure out what color skin is supposed to look like apparently. This one is stuck up on the wall in front of the school. I don't know where the others are. Jan looks bright red, Roxy looks like she's going bald, and I look too damn fat!

School has started for kindergarteners now. I will start in about 2 weeks, but only with 2/3 of my classes. We are hoping that the rest will start on the 30th, but who knows. The rain is really slowing the construction crew down.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Monk walk into a bar....

A priest , a monk and a rabbi were out for a day of fishing. After getting into the boat they had just pulled away from the dock when the rabbi said "stop the boat I forgot the coffee". The priest who was driving the boat said "I will turn around and take you back to the dock" and the rabbi said "oh no need I will be right back".

The rabbi quickly jumped out of the boat and ran across the water to shore and then to his car to fetch the coffee and then ran back across the water and got back in the boat.

Well the priest not wanting to be shown up by the rabbi said "oh my I forgot the sandwiches and quickly jumped out of the boat to attempt running across the water like the rabbi but instead sank quickly to the bottom of the lake.

With that the monk looked reproachfully at the rabbi and said "you really should have told him where the rocks were".